- *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
- Me: Please don't be 6am
- *1;48am*
- Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
- *Shoves face back into pillow*
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
(via lucis-magical-samosaur)